Heroes vs Villains Episode 2

Woody (Toy Story) vs Zurg (Buzz Lightyear of Star Command)

(In a galaxy far away, an epic space battle ensues. Team Lightyear, consisting of Buzz, Mira, Booster, and XR fly around a large space station preparing to fire a laser at an unsuspecting planet.)

Buzz: We can't let Zurg fire that laser!

XR: He's right! Once he presses that button. . .BOOM! Pieces of rocks and debris flying through space!

Booster: Whoa. That definitely isn't good.

Mira: Come on! We have to stop him quick!

(Buzz Lightyear uses his laser to blast a hole in the wall of the space station making their own entrance. As Team Lightyear flies through the hall, a group of robots try to stop them. The team fires their wrist lasers at them, and they are easily dealt with. Soon, the gang reaches a door with the words "Hyper Death Ray. Do Not Enter" written on it.)

Buzz: Let's go.

Booster: But the sign says do not enter.

Buzz: That's where Zurg is keeping the death ray. Why else would he tell us not to enter?

Booster: Actually, you have a point there.

(Buzz kicks down the door and enters the room. There, they see the controls to the death ray.)

Buzz: There it is. Let's shut this thing down.

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XR: Uh-oh! Here he comes!

(Zurg enters the room with an army of his robot henchmen.)

Zurg: Team Lightyear! It is getting really off-putting seeing your faces everyday.

Buzz: Taking over the universe is one thing Zurg, but destroying it?

Zurg: Well I have to test out my new hyper death ray on something if I want to take over the other universes out there.

Buzz: Other universes? You mean there's more than just one?

Zurg: That's right. And once I push this button, I will be able to take over the whole universe, and all other universes!

Mira: I didn't even know there are other universes out there. How do we even get there?

Zurg: An excellent question. But that's for me to know, and for you to never learn! HORNETS, ATTACK!

(Zurg sends his robots called Hornets at the team. Everyone uses their lasers to destroy as many as they can. But while they were fighting, they didn't know that Zurg was up to something. As Buzz destroyed the last Hornet, he notices Zurg pushing the button activating his ultimate weapon.)

Buzz: NO!

(But it was too late. The hyper death ray was set and ready to destroy the planet.)

Zurg: Hahahahahahaha!

Buzz: XR! You have to disable that ray!

XR: I'm on it!

(XR runs over to the controls and messes with them. When he disconnects a few wires, the ray was shut off.)

Zurg: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Buzz: Good work XR.

XR: Nothing to it.

(The team felt victorious, until the entire station began to shake.)

Booster: What happened?

Zurg: You fools! You've wrecked the teleportation function!

Booster: The what now?

Buzz: The thing that's helping Zurg travel to other universes.

Mira: So, we're going to another universe?

Buzz: I guess so.

Booster: I wonder where we'll end up?

(In no less than a nanosecond after Booster finished his sentence, the space station completely disappeared without a trace.)

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(In a quiet neighborhood, in one of the houses lay a bunch of toys. These toys included a green t-rex, a piggy bank, a slinky dog, a Mr. Potatohead, a lil' Bo Peep, a horse, a cowgirl, a cowboy, and a miniature version of Buzz Lightyear. When the sun came up, the little boy got out of bed and went downstairs to get some breakfast. When he left, the cowboy came to life.)

Woody: Okay everyone! The coast is clear!

(All the toys came to life and started to walk around the room.)

Rex: Hey guys!

Hamm: So, what's new today?

Potatohead: What do you think? Kid leaves, toys walk around. It's the same thing everyday.

Rex: Well maybe we could mix it up a little?

Slink: Like how?

Rex: Uh, I don't know. Maybe we could watch that Buzz Lightyear movie?

Potatohead: Done that.

Hamm: Battleship?

Potatohead: Done that twice yesterday.

Slink: What about that new video game Andy got. I bet I could beat your high score.

Potatohead: You've already done that! TWELVE TIMES!

Rex: Wow. There really is nothing to do.

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(The four toys look up on a dresser to see the toy, Buzz Lightyear coming down.)

Slink: Hey Buzz.

Buzz: Hey Potatohead. I found this arm on top of the dresser and figured it might be yours.

(Buzz hands Mr. Potatoheads arm.)

Potatohead: I've been looking all over for this! My wife loves that arm of mine.

Buzz: How is she doing by the way?

Potatohead: She's fine. She's just out of town for a few days.

Hamm: Yep. Andy let one of the neighborhood girls borrow her.

Bo: Hey everyone!

(Bo Peep calls out to everyone from on top of the windowsill.)

Rex: Hi Bo.

Buzz: Uh, hello there Bo. What's up?

Bo: Look outside. There's something going on.

Buzz: Huh?

(Buzz climbs up to the window and looks outside. In the distance, he can see smoke coming from far away.)

Buzz: That's weird. Hey Woody!

Woody: Yeah Buzz?

Buzz: Look outside! What do you think that is?

(Woody looks out the window as well.)

Woody: It's probably just a bar-b-que. Or a bonfire.

Buzz: I don't know. It looks pretty big.

(All the other toys climb up and see the smoke in the distance as well.)

Rex: AUGH! ALIENS!

Potatohead: Will you relax! Woody said someone's probably just having a bar-b-que. It's nothing serious.

(Mr. Potatoheads opinion changed when all the toys saw lasers going off where the smoke was.)

Rex: ALIENS!

Slink: That don't look like no bar-b-que to me.

Jessie: What in tarnation do you think that is Bullseye?

(The toy horse looked outside unsure of what is going on as well.)

Buzz: Wait. Something about these lasers seems familiar.

Bo: What?

Hamm: What're you talking about Buzz?

Buzz: I don't know. It's just, they look like. . . . . .something from a movie we've seen.

Rex: (gasp) I knew it looked familiar!

(Rex jumped down from the window,  grabbed a video tape, and put it in the VCR. On TV, the Buzz Lightyear movie started playing showing the four space rangers in an epic space battle firing lasers identical to the ones the toys saw outside.)

Potatohead: He's right. They do look familiar.

Hamm: You think this is just a coincidence?

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(Meanwhile, at the sight where the smoke was, Team Lightyear was giving their all against Zurg who was standing on a floating platform. As the team fired their lasers, Zurg was firing his ion blaster at the four of them.)

Zurg: After I find my teleportation device, I will destroy you all!

(Zurg presses a button on his platform and flies off.)

Mira: We have to follow him. If he finds that teleportation device, he might know how to make it work.

Buzz: That we should. If he escapes with that device, we'll be trapped here.

XR: Maybe we should've gone after Zurg instead of those Hornets.

Mira: Maybe you shouldn't have caused us to be trapped here in the first place!

Buzz: We've got no time to lose team! Let's go!

(The team flies off to find Zurg.)

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(Meanwhile, at the house, a car exits out of the garage and drives down the road. The other toys look outside the window to see the car leaving.)

Woody: And there goes Andy.

(Suddenly, barking was heard outside the room.)

Hamm: Sounds like Buster wants in again.

Jessie: I've got it!

(Jessie jumps off the window and bounces off the bed to reach the doorknob. When Jessie opens the door, a small brown dachshund runs in and barks toward Woody.)

Woody: Buster!

(The dog barks with joy as Woody jumps down from the table and greets him. Buster flips over and Woody rubs his tummy.)

Woody: Aww, who's your best buddy? Huh? Who's your best buddy?

(The dog barks and runs out of the room.)

Slinky: Where do you think he's going?

(When he walks back into the room, he carries in his mouth a small blinking machine shaped almost like a TV remote.)

Hamm: What is that thing?

Rex: AUGH! IT MUST BE FROM THE ALIENS!

Potatohead: Enough with the aliens already! It's probably just the remote to the downstairs television.

Buzz: I don't know. I've seen what that remote looks like. And that isn't it.

(Buster looks behind the toys and barks really loudly.)

Hamm: Now what?

(Little do the toys know that a large silhouette is standing right outside the window pointing a huge weapon at the window. Buster barks even louder.)

Slink: I think I can translate what he's saying. I'm a dog myself. He says. . . . .Look. . . .behind. . .you.

Potatohead: Look behind you? What's that supposed to me. . . .

(Before he could finish his sentence, a massive explosion sent all the toys flying. The wall was totally destroyed and the toys were almost covered in dust and bits of the wall. When the toys got up, they see Zurg standing before him on his floating platform, his eyes glowing red.)

Rex: WHOA! That is one life-size toy!

Buzz: That's no toy.

(Zurg sees the toy Buzz and picks him up off the ground.)

Zurg: What is this? A miniature Buzz Lightyear? HA! You thought you could stop me by shrinking so you could sneak up on me and defeat me.

Buzz: Excuse me?

Zurg: Another pitiful attempt by my most hated nemesis.

(Zurg throws the toy Buzz around the room. When he lands, his arm becomes disconnected and he falls into unconsciousness.)

Woody: BUZZ!

(Zurg walks up to the device which is now was in Busters mouth. The dog growled not wanting to let go.)

Zurg: I don't have time for this!

(Zurg grabbed Buster and pulled the device out of his mouth before putting him back down again.)

Zurg: At last! Now I can get out of this place and back to my own dimension. And best of all, Team Lightyear won't be coming along!

Buzz: That's what you think Zurg!

(The real Buzz Lightyear flies over to Zurg and grabs the device from his hands. Mira, Booster, and XR come inside and assist him.)

Hamm: Well Rex, you wanted to mix it up a little today. Can't get more mixed up than watching TV characters fight in Andys room.

Rex: So. . .confused!

Zurg: Buzz Lightyear? But I destroyed you!

Potatohead: That was our friend you jerk!

(Zurg and Team Lightyear look down to see the toys standing up and moving on their own.)

Mira: Toys?

Booster: They're alive!

Zurg: BAH! I don't have time for you things! I've got more important stuff to worry about! Unhand that remote Lightyear!

(Zurg boards his floating platform and chases after Buzz and the team. Meanwhile, Woody and the other toys run up to the toy Buzz who was thrown by Zurg.)

Woody: Buzz! Are you alright?

Buzz: I'm fine. I've had worse.

Rex: Here's your arm Buzz.

Buzz: Thanks Rex.

(Buzz takes his arm and attaches it back into place.)

Jessie: What was that all about?

Rex: I know! All of those people we saw. They were the ones from that Buzz Lightyear movie!

Hamm: Is that even possible?

Jessie: Well whatever just happened, happened.

Slinky: What do we do?

(Woody thought to himself and wondered what to do. He then came up with a rather bold action.)

Woody: I'm going to check this out.

(All the toys gasped.)

Buzz: Sheriff, are you crazy?

Rex: You'll get killed!

Jessie: What if you don't come back.

Woody: I have to find out what's going on. We can't just stand around while this whole thing is happening.

Potatohead: Yes we can! Watch!

(Potatohead just stands around whistling to himself.)

Woody: Well I'm going out there. You ready Bullseye?

(But Bullseye just cowers behind Jessie.)

Jessie: Woody. You don't have to do this.

Bo: She's right. It's too dangerous.

Woody: Look. Just because we're toys, doesn't mean we have to stand around a room all day. We can do anything. We're not just toys. We're heroes. We've faced Sid, his dog Scott, Al, and Prospector. And if I remember Rex, you defeated Zurg at one point. We can face the real Zurg as well. Now who's with me?

(But everyone just shows disappointed looks as they walk away. Woody hangs his head down in disappointment as well.)

Woody: I know you're all worried. But if something isn't done, they could destroy the town.

Potatohead: Correction. The town and YOU TOO!

Woody: Wish me luck. Buster.

(The dog runs up to Woody. Woody climbs up on his back and they run right out of the house.)

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(Meanwhile, in a small park, Team Lightyear has already been defeated. The real Buzz, Mira, Booster, and XR have been tied to a tree with an unbreakable rope. Zurg stands over them laughing his head off.)

Zurg: Hahahahahahahaha! You've failed Team Lightyear! I have won!

(While Zurg was gloating to the fallen team, Woody and Buster were sneaking up behind them.)

Woody: Okay. Buster, listen. You like to play fetch?

(Buster nodded his head.)

Woody: You see that device in Zurgs hands?

(Woody points to Zurgs remote.)

Woody: We have to get that remote. You ready?

(Buster nods his head again.)

Woody: OK. One. . . .two. . . . . .THREE!

(Buster runs up behind Zurg and jumps really high. He grabs the remote right out of Zurgs hands and runs off.)

Zurg: What?! WHAT HAPPENED?! WHERE DID MY REMOTE GO?!

(Zurg, dumfounded, looked all over the place for the remote. He then sees a little dog with a toy cowboy on his back with a remote in his mouth.)

Zurg: COME BACK HERE YOU MUTT!

(Zurg runs after Buster while firing his ion blaster at him.)

Woody: Quick boy! To the left!

(Buster turns around and Zurg keeps on chasing them. Team Lightyear watches as Zurg chases the dog around.)

Mira: Uh, shouldn't we be trying to find a way out of this?

Buzz: We should. But let's not. This is actually kinda funny.

XR: Amen.

(Buster runs all around the park until he tires Zurg out.)

Zurg: Come. . .back. . .here! You can't. . .run. . .forever!

(Zurg finally collapses to the ground.)

Woody: We did it boy! Now, let's go to those guys over there!

(Buster did as obeyed and runs over to Team Lightyear. Unfortunately, before he could even get to them, Hornets stood in their way and grabbed him. They grab the remote and Woody as well. Zurg gets back up and finally catches up to them.)

Zurg: What's this? A mere toy? That's the only thing that can stop me now? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, that is rich!

Woody: Let me go!

Zurg: Oooooh. He talks. Hmm. You are pretty special. It would be a shame to destroy you now. Maybe when I destroy this little dirtball of a universe. HORNETS!

(One of the Hornets pushed a button, and a huge ship with a hyper death ray suddenly appeared in the sky.)

Buzz: Zurg! Don't do this!

Woody: We will stop you!

Zurg: You? Stop me? Hahahahahahahaha. Give me a break! You're just a toy! What can you do? You're just a lifeless little puppet! An insignificant little toy! What makes you think you can stop me?

Toy Buzz: He's not just a toy! He's a hero!

Zurg: Oh, shut it Buzz.

Buzz: I didn't say anything.

Zurg: Oh yeah? Well who. . .

(Zurg was suddenly hit on the back of the head by a rubber ball. When he turned around, he saw the toy Buzz Lightyear and Jessie riding on Bullseye running up to Zurg. Rex, Hamm, Potatohead, Slink, and Bo also appeared. And from behind the trees, little green army men showed up along with Barbie dolls. Three little green aliens also arrived joined by Mr. Potatohead. In fact, every single toy in Andys room was there. All the toys surround Zurg as even more rubber balls bounced on many Hornets causing them to lose their grip on Buster, Woody, and the remote.)

Zurg: NO! THE REMOTE!

(Zurgs runs to grab the remote, but Woody grabs it too. Zurg picks up the remote and pulls Woody off it.)

Zurg: I have had it with you, you little pest!

(Zurg throws Woody on the ground with all the other toys.)

Zurg: Hornets! Destroy every last on of them!

(Zurg presses a button that teleports him to his ship with the hyper death ray. Unknown to him however, Woody grabbed a hold of his cape and was teleported on the ship with him.)

Jessie: Woody!

(The Hornets prepare to fire lasers at the toys forcing them to hide behind the trees in the park.)

Rex: What do we do?

(Suddenly, the Hornets were destroyed by laser blasts from Team Lightyear.)

Buzz: Thanks for freeing us uh. . . . .Buzz?

Toy Buzz: You're welcome. Anything to help a fellow Space Ranger.

Buzz: Alright team! Let's do this!

(Buzz, Mira, Booster, and XR were giving it their all against the Hornets. The toys helped out as well.)

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(Meanwhile, on board Zurgs ship, he was giving orders to the Hornets.)

Zurg: The universe doesn't need anymore worlds like this. Hornets! Prepare to destroy this world!

(The robots pressed buttons on the ship preparing the laser. While they prepared, Woody was hiding behind a steel girder trying to avoid being seen. He kept hidden until he ran into something lying on the floor. It was a laser gun. Woody picked it up and aimed it carefully at the Hornets. When he pulled the trigger, one of the Hornets was immediately destroyed. Alerted by this, the other Hornets ran to the source of the laser fire. Woody kept firing the laser until all the Hornets were destroyed.)

Zurg: WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?

(Woody fired the laser at Zurg, but totally missed. The evil emperor looked and saw Woody with the laser gun in his hands.)

Zurg: You are starting to become a thorn in my side, TOY!

(Zurg pulled out his ion blaster and destroyed Woodys laser gun with just one blast.)

Zurg: You can't fight without a weapon cowboy!

Woody: That's okay. I'll just improvise.

(Woody grabbed the string in his back and stuck it to the floor. Once he did that, he proceeded to run around Zurg. Zurg tried to follow, but he was going fast. After running around Zurg about five times, Woody pulled the string and it wrapped around his legs causing him to fall over.)

Zurg: GAH! I will NOT be bested by a TOY!

(Zurg untied the strings around him and grabbed a hold of Woody. Zurg pointed his ion blaster right on him.)

Zurg: It's over!

Woody: Not yet!

(Woody grabbed his hat and threw it over to the controls as hard as he can. The hat hit a button on the ship and caused it to turn over on its side and Zurg to loose his footing and his grip on Woody.)

Zurg: AUGH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

(Woody uses his string to grab hold of a ledge to avoid falling. Zurg, now angrier than ever tried to climb up to catch Woody. When he got closer, he prepares his ion blaster on him. He fires and makes direct contact. The string on Woodys back breaks and he falls down onto the control panel. Zurg slides down to catch him until he realizes where he fell. The self-destruct button. And Woody had his foot raised above it.)

Zurg: You wouldn't dare!

Woody: I'm thinking it.

Zurg: Don't! I. . . .uh. . . .I'll spare your home world!

Woody: Nice try.

(Woody presses the button.)

Intercom: Self-destruct sequence initiated.

Zurg: NOOOO! YOU! YOU WILL PAY!

(Zurg readies his ion blaster again and fires. Woody runs away from the repeated shots as he heads for the emergency exit. Woody enters and escape pod, and plummets back down to earth. But not before grabbing the teleportation device and his cowboy hat.)

Zurg: I. . . .hate. . . .toys.

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(Back on the ground, Team Lightyear and the toys have just destroyed all of the Hornets when they see the escape pod falling to the ground. When the pod opens, Woody stumbles out. And up in the sky, Zurgs giant ship blew up in a huge fiery inferno. When the explosion cleared, Zurg was seen hurdling down in front of the toys. The real Buzz catches him before he hits the ground.)

Buzz: It's over Zurg.

Zurg: Curse you Buzz Lightyear!

Toy Buzz: Way to go sheriff.

Jessie: YEE-HAAAAA! THAT WAS AMAZING!

(Bullseye also jumped with joy as all the toys congratulated Woody for saving the world.)

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(After the whole crisis was over, the toys went back to their house as Team Lightyear told them the whole story about where they came from.)

Hamm: So you guys are from another world?

Rex: I didn't even know there were other worlds out there.

Booster: Neither did we.

Buzz: Whatever Zurg was planning, we have prevented it for now.

Mira: Say Buzz. You actually look cute when you're this small.

(The toy Buzz blushes a little, but the real Buzz just looks plain annoyed.)

XR: You gotta give that little cowboy his props guys. Without him, we would've met a horrible, gruesome end.

Buzz: XR is right. You've done a great job, um. . .

Woody: Woody.

Buzz: Woody. Right.

Booster: Can you believe there is a TV series about us? That is so cool!

Buzz: Well, we better be off.

Rex: WAIT! What about Andys room?

Potatohead: He's right! How do you think he'll react when he sees a huge hole in his wall?

Buzz: No problem. We'll help fix it up.

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(After a few minutes of working, Andys room is back to normal.)

Slink: Much better.

Potatohead: It's like this whole thing never happened.

Mira: Hmm. Saved by toys. What would the others say?

Buzz: So long everyone!

Woody: Good-bye!

(All the toys waved good-bye as Team Lightyear teleported back to their original world.)